August 2012
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In vietnam, 50 cent would be called 10,000 Dongs.
Dongs are their actual currency…
Canceled the livestream due to technical...
July 2012
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dangerpro:
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Oh Steam, you're so silly!
Me: Hey steam, I'm starting to get annoyed with all these server issues...
Steam: What did you say? Did you say "sale"? I heard sale"
Me: Uh, ok I guess. not what I was saying but can we please talk about these problems?
Steam: ....
Me: Hello? Don't make me say it!
Steam: ...
Me: THAT'S IT! ORIGIN! ORIGIN! ORIGIN!
Me: ....
Steam: Did i hear you say "Borderlands is free this weekend"? That's all I heard
Me: OH STEAM! How could I ever hate you?
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So the live stream went reasonably well
Stacking was in retrospect, a difficult game to have commentary while playing. For that reason, My next game will be Limbo. It’s simple enough to play and it’s pisses me off just to play. Get ready to hear the phrase “oh, Fuck you!” quite a lot.
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500 posts!!
AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
In honor of such a feat, I’m hosting a livestream at 10:30et. Playing Stacking
http://www.livestream.com/funkeanalrapist
P.S. Thank you followers, you are truly American heroes today
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A man's penis was stolen in his sleep! →
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”
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this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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I thought they weren't using 3D for batman, but...
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So a man in Georgia beat his girlfriend with her... →
Police in Georgia say a Sandy Springs man recently killed his girlfriend’s dog and then beat her with the dead animal’s body. Charges against the man were upgraded this week….
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"So Shell Oil is having an online Ad Contest.... →
sexymindsreadbooks:
dinotrash:
pinkspotlight:
thatfilmdudekalen:
Have a look before they take it down. This is amazing.
I AM SCREAMIMG
“at least we aren’t bp” omfg
I am honestly dying of laughter right now holy crap
Round of applause to Greenpeace everyone. Mastertroll class unlocked
Language Writing Systems
This is Korean: 안녕하세요
This is Chinese: 你好
This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
This is Japanese: こんにちは
This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
Japanese is a whore of a language.
And this is Vietnamese: Xin chào
Vietnamese is an outsider.
Introducing Tagalog: Magandang gabi, po.
Vietnamese is not alone.
Dutch: Hallo, Mijn naam is ...
Dutch is now Asian too.
Hebrew = No
Hebrew is now a sad puppy
English: Hello, everyone.
English is an international language. English demands special membership.
Hebrew punches English in the face because English is a fucking bitch
Dutch denies them both, discussion closed.
Italian: Ciao, il mio nome è...
Italian wins. Because bitches love Italian.
Netherlands owns the international court of law. I decide and it's the end. Italian not allowed.
Italian: ...
Italian feels really bad for this. It will go on complaining. And it won't cook for you people anymore.
English pats Italian in the back and invites Italian to the 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner.
Italian smiles to English, and offer to cook just for it. And everyone in the "Dutch is a jerk ass" corner.
The 'Dutch is a jerk ass' corner proceeds to have an awesome party. And Dutch isn't invited.
Hebrew joins the party and hopes English isn't mad at it
English got a restraining order against Hebrew for that punch.
Hebrew excuses that it was just being emotional and English was nearby
English thinks Hebrew needs therapy.
Hebrew says that it's perfectly normal for a language that was dead for two milleniums
Meanwhile Portuguese is like: AHUAHUAHIAHUEHIUEHUEHIUEHUEHIEHEUHI
Spanish quietly writes everything down while wispering: this will be the best soapopera ever
Despite the confusion, Pirate Speak swaggers around: calling out random orders and drinking its grog
